Back to the Burp Bib. I'm sure you all are pretty curious as to what, exactly a Burp Bib is. Well, much like Brangelina and Bennifer, it's the culmination of two things into one. It's a burp cloth as well as a bib. Genius, right? Too bad I didn't actually think of it on my own. But I did make one, and that counts for something, right?
So behold, the wondrous Burp Bib!!!
He's holding the ribbon in his right hand.